code / design - Leslie Grove
photography - Cary Whitley
Hello again evrybody! One of the most persistent and annoying questions I get asked is why I don't have a MySpace site. Well, here's the reasons why, so all you people can stop asking me this nagging query time and again.
1). I have enough friends already. Friends that are actually flesh and blood and not some cyberspace contract that has little or no basis in reality. Maybe if some of these people spent less time chained to a computer and actually left their domiciles they could have flesh and blood friends like myself and others that participate in reality. What would some of you do if you suddenly didn't have a computer? I suggest suicide.
2). I can do whatever the hell I want on my site. If I wanted to, I could put up naked pictures of myself and no one could do anything about it. If I did, chances are I could make more money than actually trying to hawk my musicial wares. Sonething to ponder, actually. Hmmm.....
3). MySpace has become the music industry standard. Anything those assholes approve is worth avoiding. Sieg heil!
4). MySpace is owned by Rupert Murdoch.
There you have it.Don't ask me about this again.